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The QB Shaft Song [Browns Monster Mash Song Parody]

 
The QB Shaft Song [Browns Monster Mash Song Parody]
Posted October 24th, 2013 @ 10:13am

The scariest Halloween song you'll ever hear! That is...if you're a Browns fan....or Brandon Weeden!

What could be scarier for Browns fans than another QB starting for them? Well, it happens again this Sunday when the Browns take on the Chiefs. So, in honor of Jason Campbell being our 20th QB to step up to the line of scrimmage since 1999, we present to you "The QB Shaft Song" re-done to the Halloween classic "Monster Mash!" Written and performed by Brian Fowler of the Brian & LeeAnn Morning Show on 99.5 WGAR!

We hope you enjoy it! Feel free to play it for anyone else who feels OUR pain! Song lyrics provided below!

"The QB Shaft"
Witten & produced by Brian Fowler, 99.5 WGAR

I was watching my Brownies
Just the other night
When my eyes beheld a “Lake Erie” sight.
Another QB – The fans despise.
And suddenly to my surprise ….
 
He got the shaft – The quarterback shaft
The QB shaft – He was a first round draft
Made lots of cash – Yet he was gone in a flash
He got the shaft – Another jersey in the trash.
 
From my Browns Man Cave – Just a little west
Weeden was getting me – well – quite depressed
The fans all agreed – number 3 had to go
For the Browns to get a JOLT – From a QB throw
 
He got the shaft – The quarterback shaft
The QB shaft – He was a first round draft
Oh what a laugh – but he was gone in a flash
He got the shaft – Our quarterback’s don’t last
Our defense was having FUN!  (woof woof)
Those guys could stop the run (woofety woof)
When Brian Hoyer was in the game –
 Those were the only games we won
 
The QB scene has changed again for the Browns
Keep those DAWGs happy – Over in the pound
Jason Campbell steps up now to the scrimmage line
Our 20th quarterback since 1999.
 
Please don’t get smashed – Or OUR season is trashed
Complete a pass -   Oh, you’d be a smash!
We’ll can your ash – Now, now, Let’s not be brash
He knows our past – Yeah, Yeah, He’ll get the QB shaft!
 
Like ALL the QB’s – Who just couldn’t win
Couch, Colt, Brady – Derrick Anderson
Garcia, Dilfer – Charlie Fry – He was green
All of those HACKS ..except for #19
 
He’s Kardiac – Yes! I could rebuild Kosar.
New quarterback – With some parts of Brett Farve
He won’t get sacked – He’ll be a QB Bart Star
That’s what we lack – We need a QUARTERBACK!!!

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